A Contest of Epic PROPORTIONS.....................

Here Ye...Here Ye... I have now decided that the WONDERFUL DYNAMIC DUO, you two know who you are, need a theme song...So You all must make one!!
That's right. I'm asking you, the faithful. The few. The proud, the Brave. To make a theme song for a couple of wonderful gals.....No naming names...Not yet...But you must post you entries before a time that shall be anounced at a later date....And please, be original...I already TRIED to get rights to the Batman theme song....It didn't work out...

A CONTEST OF EPIC PROPORTIONS...............

Here Ye...Here Ye... I have now decided that the WONDERFUL DYNAMIC DUO, you two know who you are, need a theme song...So You all must make one!!
That's right. I'm asking you, the faithful. The few. The proud, the Brave. To make a theme song for a couple of wonderful gals.....No naming names...Not yet...But you must post you entries before a time that shall be anounced at a later date....And please, be original...I already TRIED to get rights to the Batman theme song....It didn't work out...

The Car of DOOM!!!!

Ok so you all pretty much know that I've been trying to get a car . . . And my grandmother doesn't drive and has a car that is literally just collecting dust in her garage. So it's a match made in heaven . . . Anywho so she has told me that she'll give me the car and then later that day she changes her mind only to change her mind AGAIN the next morning. . . And we've been going through this for several days. . . . . So last night we prayed about it and she finally let us come and get this car that hasn't been started in like 3 or 4 years . . . . And now it's sitting on the backyard lawn getting cleaned off by all the rain . . . And the only thing left to do is have it checked to see if it's safe to drive . . . BUT I AM SOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!! HAPPY ME HAPPY ME HAPPY ME!!! OH LALA!!! I'M SOOOO HAPPY!! I'M HAPPY, SO HAPPY . . . ALL THE TIME!!!! AHH I LOVE GOD!!! He is so amazing!! He takes a situation that would otherwise be explosive and turns it into something that is a wonderful blessing to my and mine!!!! GIVE HIM HIS PROPS!!! He Rox HARD!!! YAY!!!!

A poem presentation . . . Sweet Melancholy!

This poem is kinda on the bitter side, but I find it amusing! Lemme know whatcha think!!
Revenge by Letitia Elizabeth Landon
Ay, gaze upon her rose-wreath'd hair,
And gaze upon her smile;
Seem as you drank the very air
Her breath perfumed the while;

And wake for her the gifted line,
That wild and witching lay,
And swear your heart is as a shrine,
That only holds her sway.

'Tis well: I am revenged at last;--
Mark you that scornful cheek,--
The eye averted as you pass'd,
Spoke more than words could speak.

Ay, now by all the bitter tears
That I have shed for thee,--
The racking doubts the burning fears,--
Avenged they well may be--

By the nights pass'd in sleepless care,
The days of endless woe;
All that you taught my heart to bear,
All that yourself will know.

I would not wish to see you laid
Within an early tomb;
I should forget how you betray'd,
And only weep your doom:

Vut this is fitting punishment,
To live and love in vain,--
O my wrung heart, be thou content,
And feed upon his pain.

Go thou and watch her lightest sigh,--
Thine own it will not be;
And bask beneath her sunny eye,--
It will not turn on thee.

'Tis well: the rack, the chain, the wheel,
Far better hadst thou proved;
Ev'n I could almost pity feel,
For thou art not beloved.