All!
Today is an interesting day. Aside from coming to a mind boggling conclusion.....Which I shall now allude to that you may share in my perplexity and amusement.
I have a friend, and you know who you are, who has been "hinting" that I have a problem. Namely that I am disturbingly addicted to Facebook. Which is a problem as I value what that friend has to say. And the friend in question has taken to laughing every time he sees me coming for the amusement that my addiction causes him. Though he has no respect for the struggling artist who is addicted to the power of always being able to procrastinate and goof off...Yes, Facebook is many things. All of them imposible, and the most important one is that it is addicting and aweful. Facebook, I am now convinced, was created soley for the purpose of giving college students an opportunity to waste time that might otherwise be spent usefully. Not that that is always bad. On the contrary it can be GOOD....It can be VERY good....But that is not usually the case. And that is the problem. But it is used by the wyrd people of the world to find their next victim. Yes, it is a cruel world and you are now fully informed. Facebook is pure evil.
But this is all to say that I am going on Facebook Hiatus.....At least from many parts of it...I shall still respond to messages that are being sent to me by friends that I don't normally see...It would be a shame to ignore them....But I shall take a break to come to a realization of myself and my goals and to come to a better understanding of where I am going in life and just HOW I intend to get there....But if I can do all of that in a day...Then imagine what I could do with 7 days....
My friend and I are starting a Non-Profit Organization that accepts donations from concerned parents. And we shall make T-Shirts for our patients to wear. And we shall help THE HELPLESS TO OVERCOME THEIR AWEFUL ADDICTION!!!! YES!! WE SHALL CHANGE THE WORLD!!! ONE T-SHIRT AT A TIME....ONE CONCERNED PARENT AT A TIME!!!!! THE WORLD SHALL BE CLEANSED FROM THE MIGHTY EVIL OF THE FACEBOOK!!!...yeah..ok...that's enough of that....We shall be giving therapy to the many children of the concerned parent(s) and showing them the error of their ways....And lead them to the LIGHT!!! YES WE SHALL LEAD THE TORTURED CHILDREN TO THE LIGHT!!! AWAY FROM THE EVIL DARKNESS THAT FACEBOOK HAS BECOME!!!!
And if you need help, contact information shall become available upon request.....This isn't free...But the t-shirts will be...Once we get donations......
Sunday, November 26, 2006
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
My Great Apologies....
Well...Today is a sad day for me...I have come to realize that I haven't posted anything
worth reading in over a month....This saddens me....As I have lost....hmm...Wait....What
HAVE I lost exactly....I'm not entirely sure....But IF I HAD lost something it would be
the interest of my readers/viewers. That is a sad thing to loose...I am in morning....I
shall wear black for the next 10 minutes......1..........2........3.........4...........5.............6......
7.............8..................9....................10.........................Ok. 10 minutes over....
It has been brought to my attention that I am uninteresting, unimaginative, and all
together boring....I shall let you wait a moment to let that sink in....Yes, for all of you
"lucky" people who know me, I have FINALLY been told the truth. I am boring.
Of all the things to be told, that MUST be the worst. And I have finally been told it.
That hurts on a personal level.....Here....*beats heart* I am now left wondering what
I am fit for. My life is oddly empty....ok...Drama over. Seriously though. I haven't
written anything worth reading for quite a long time....And for those of you who have
actually checked....Congrats! You're VERY special....And possibly stalking me......
Oh, well....I guess I can't have it all....But I suppose I shall now relate a funny story....
Or at least a story I find amusing....You must judge whether or not it meets company
standards....So I am in a poetry and story writing class....Ok...Fine...It's an INTRO to
creative writing.....THERE! Happy??And the professor is......."Interesting"...she is of
the opinion that my writing is SO terrible that when she hands it back you can barely
distinguish the actual typing from all the blood from her red pen....And for those of
you who don't write....That means she makes it bleed....And it is the red pen of doom!!!
RUN!!! THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING!!!! CIVILIZATION IS COMING TO
AN END AS WE KNOW IT!!!!! THE RED PEN OF DOOM...doom..doom...doom....doom...
HAS BEEN BROUGHT OUT!!!! MY LIFE IS NOW OFFICIALLY OVER!!!!!!!!!!*terrible
and unrelatable screams*So when we do poetry we aren't allowed to rhyme. And when
I say that the storm will break....What is the first thing that comes to mind??.............
I'll give you a couple of seconds..........The STORM WILL START!!!??? She told
me that when I used that phrase it was confusing and that she didn't know what I MEANT!!!
FOR PITY'S SAKE, I am sorry pity that I must use your name like this but I must so bear
with me.......You can send me the damage charges later....She then proceeded to ask the
REST of the class, all 4 of them, what THEY thought and NO ONE KNEW WHAT THE
PITY I MEANT! I call that Irony...And that means that my life is now full of it...But aside from
that rant, I'm very sorry that I made you "listen" to it, things have been normal. Well...As
normal as things get for me....Hmm....That doesn't really qualify as a "funny" story....More
like a sad one....Ok! I know!!! I'll tell a joke!!! HEY!!!! GET BACK HERE!!! That WASN'T your cue to run and hide!!! hehe.... I learned this joke in gradeschool...So 3 guys walk into a bar and the 4th one ducks.....o.O................ok...It wasn't THAT lame....mebbe just a 4 on the lame-o-meter......bear with me....So the stage make-up that has red in it...Well I was told that the red can cause blindness when put near the eye....So naturally I have been trying to avoid it like it's the plague....But that isn't possible when it is an intrigal part of turning yourself into a cat....
Don't ask it's just too painful!
Hmm....So I will be doing most, if not all, of the cooking for Thanksgiving....It's kinda part of the Birthday present I'm giving my Mom...That way she can talk to ME while I cook instead of the other way around...Not that that really happens like that...I usually help with most of the cooking, but there are some things that I just don't cook. And I thought that this year, since I'm old enough, I'd give her a break for a change and do it myself....So if you end up hearing that we ate take-out then don't be surprised!!!
Have a GREAT Turkey DAY!!!!(Thanksgiving!!!!!!!!! Turkey Day just sounds cuter)
worth reading in over a month....This saddens me....As I have lost....hmm...Wait....What
HAVE I lost exactly....I'm not entirely sure....But IF I HAD lost something it would be
the interest of my readers/viewers. That is a sad thing to loose...I am in morning....I
shall wear black for the next 10 minutes......1..........2........3.........4...........5.............6......
7.............8..................9....................10.........................Ok. 10 minutes over....
It has been brought to my attention that I am uninteresting, unimaginative, and all
together boring....I shall let you wait a moment to let that sink in....Yes, for all of you
"lucky" people who know me, I have FINALLY been told the truth. I am boring.
Of all the things to be told, that MUST be the worst. And I have finally been told it.
That hurts on a personal level.....Here....*beats heart* I am now left wondering what
I am fit for. My life is oddly empty....ok...Drama over. Seriously though. I haven't
written anything worth reading for quite a long time....And for those of you who have
actually checked....Congrats! You're VERY special....And possibly stalking me......
Oh, well....I guess I can't have it all....But I suppose I shall now relate a funny story....
Or at least a story I find amusing....You must judge whether or not it meets company
standards....So I am in a poetry and story writing class....Ok...Fine...It's an INTRO to
creative writing.....THERE! Happy??And the professor is......."Interesting"...she is of
the opinion that my writing is SO terrible that when she hands it back you can barely
distinguish the actual typing from all the blood from her red pen....And for those of
you who don't write....That means she makes it bleed....And it is the red pen of doom!!!
RUN!!! THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING!!!! CIVILIZATION IS COMING TO
AN END AS WE KNOW IT!!!!! THE RED PEN OF DOOM...doom..doom...doom....doom...
HAS BEEN BROUGHT OUT!!!! MY LIFE IS NOW OFFICIALLY OVER!!!!!!!!!!*terrible
and unrelatable screams*So when we do poetry we aren't allowed to rhyme. And when
I say that the storm will break....What is the first thing that comes to mind??.............
I'll give you a couple of seconds..........The STORM WILL START!!!??? She told
me that when I used that phrase it was confusing and that she didn't know what I MEANT!!!
FOR PITY'S SAKE, I am sorry pity that I must use your name like this but I must so bear
with me.......You can send me the damage charges later....She then proceeded to ask the
REST of the class, all 4 of them, what THEY thought and NO ONE KNEW WHAT THE
PITY I MEANT! I call that Irony...And that means that my life is now full of it...But aside from
that rant, I'm very sorry that I made you "listen" to it, things have been normal. Well...As
normal as things get for me....Hmm....That doesn't really qualify as a "funny" story....More
like a sad one....Ok! I know!!! I'll tell a joke!!! HEY!!!! GET BACK HERE!!! That WASN'T your cue to run and hide!!! hehe.... I learned this joke in gradeschool...So 3 guys walk into a bar and the 4th one ducks.....o.O................ok...It wasn't THAT lame....mebbe just a 4 on the lame-o-meter......bear with me....So the stage make-up that has red in it...Well I was told that the red can cause blindness when put near the eye....So naturally I have been trying to avoid it like it's the plague....But that isn't possible when it is an intrigal part of turning yourself into a cat....
Don't ask it's just too painful!
Hmm....So I will be doing most, if not all, of the cooking for Thanksgiving....It's kinda part of the Birthday present I'm giving my Mom...That way she can talk to ME while I cook instead of the other way around...Not that that really happens like that...I usually help with most of the cooking, but there are some things that I just don't cook. And I thought that this year, since I'm old enough, I'd give her a break for a change and do it myself....So if you end up hearing that we ate take-out then don't be surprised!!!
Have a GREAT Turkey DAY!!!!(Thanksgiving!!!!!!!!! Turkey Day just sounds cuter)
Sunday, November 19, 2006
The Healer as she is.....
Many have wondered how I truly look....Now you know...I think this pic is better than the other one....But that's just me...
Embarassment of Epic Proportions ....For many COG guys....You know who you are....BWAHA!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrb4u29pjf4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxKBR6CYEoE
If you know Brian Chima...yeah...Be afraid...Be VERY afraid....I know I am....He has WAY too much time on his hands! Someone needs to get that boy a hobby......Wow...yeah...um..that's pretty much it...wow.....*sigh* I just don't get it....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxKBR6CYEoE
If you know Brian Chima...yeah...Be afraid...Be VERY afraid....I know I am....He has WAY too much time on his hands! Someone needs to get that boy a hobby......Wow...yeah...um..that's pretty much it...wow.....*sigh* I just don't get it....
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