I Once Was Lost But Now Am Found....Was Lost In The Dark But Now Am In The Light!!!

All!
Today is an interesting day. Aside from coming to a mind boggling conclusion.....Which I shall now allude to that you may share in my perplexity and amusement.
I have a friend, and you know who you are, who has been "hinting" that I have a problem. Namely that I am disturbingly addicted to Facebook. Which is a problem as I value what that friend has to say. And the friend in question has taken to laughing every time he sees me coming for the amusement that my addiction causes him. Though he has no respect for the struggling artist who is addicted to the power of always being able to procrastinate and goof off...Yes, Facebook is many things. All of them imposible, and the most important one is that it is addicting and aweful. Facebook, I am now convinced, was created soley for the purpose of giving college students an opportunity to waste time that might otherwise be spent usefully. Not that that is always bad. On the contrary it can be GOOD....It can be VERY good....But that is not usually the case. And that is the problem. But it is used by the wyrd people of the world to find their next victim. Yes, it is a cruel world and you are now fully informed. Facebook is pure evil.
But this is all to say that I am going on Facebook Hiatus.....At least from many parts of it...I shall still respond to messages that are being sent to me by friends that I don't normally see...It would be a shame to ignore them....But I shall take a break to come to a realization of myself and my goals and to come to a better understanding of where I am going in life and just HOW I intend to get there....But if I can do all of that in a day...Then imagine what I could do with 7 days....
My friend and I are starting a Non-Profit Organization that accepts donations from concerned parents. And we shall make T-Shirts for our patients to wear. And we shall help THE HELPLESS TO OVERCOME THEIR AWEFUL ADDICTION!!!! YES!! WE SHALL CHANGE THE WORLD!!! ONE T-SHIRT AT A TIME....ONE CONCERNED PARENT AT A TIME!!!!! THE WORLD SHALL BE CLEANSED FROM THE MIGHTY EVIL OF THE FACEBOOK!!!...yeah..ok...that's enough of that....We shall be giving therapy to the many children of the concerned parent(s) and showing them the error of their ways....And lead them to the LIGHT!!! YES WE SHALL LEAD THE TORTURED CHILDREN TO THE LIGHT!!! AWAY FROM THE EVIL DARKNESS THAT FACEBOOK HAS BECOME!!!!
And if you need help, contact information shall become available upon request.....This isn't free...But the t-shirts will be...Once we get donations......