My Great Apologies....

Well...Today is a sad day for me...I have come to realize that I haven't posted anything 
worth reading in over a month....This saddens me....As I have lost....hmm...Wait....What 
HAVE I lost exactly....I'm not entirely sure....But IF I HAD lost something it would be 
the interest of my readers/viewers. That is a sad thing to loose...I am in morning....I 
shall wear black for the next 10 minutes......1..........2........3.........4...........5.............6......
7.............8..................9....................10.........................Ok. 10 minutes over....
It has been brought to my attention that I am uninteresting, unimaginative, and all 
together boring....I shall let you wait a moment to let that sink in....Yes, for all of you 
"lucky" people who know me, I have FINALLY been told the truth. I am boring. 
Of all the things to be told, that MUST be the worst. And I have finally been told it. 
That hurts on a personal level.....Here....*beats heart* I am now left wondering what
 I am fit for. My life is oddly empty....ok...Drama over. Seriously though. I haven't 
written anything worth reading for quite a long time....And for those of you who have 
actually checked....Congrats! You're VERY special....And possibly stalking me......
Oh, well....I guess I can't have it all....But I suppose I shall now relate a funny story....
Or at least a story I find amusing....You must judge whether or not it meets company 
standards....So I am in a poetry and story writing class....Ok...Fine...It's an INTRO to 
creative writing.....THERE! Happy??And the professor is......."Interesting"...she is of 
the opinion that my writing is SO terrible that when she hands it back you can barely 
distinguish the actual typing from all the blood from her red pen....And for those of 
you who don't write....That means she makes it bleed....And it is the red pen of doom!!! 
RUN!!! THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING!!!! CIVILIZATION IS COMING TO 
AN END AS WE KNOW IT!!!!! THE RED PEN OF DOOM...doom..doom...doom....doom...
HAS BEEN BROUGHT OUT!!!! MY LIFE IS NOW OFFICIALLY OVER!!!!!!!!!!*terrible 
and unrelatable screams*So when we do poetry we aren't allowed to rhyme. And when 
I say that the storm will break....What is the first thing that comes to mind??.............
I'll give you a couple of seconds..........The STORM WILL START!!!??? She told 
me that when I used that phrase it was confusing and that she didn't know what I MEANT!!!
FOR PITY'S SAKE, I am sorry pity that I must use your name like this but I must so bear 
with me.......You can send me the damage charges later....She then proceeded to ask the 
REST of the class, all 4 of them, what THEY thought and NO ONE KNEW WHAT THE 
PITY I MEANT! I call that Irony...And that means that my life is now full of it...But aside from
that rant, I'm very sorry that I made you "listen" to it, things have been normal. Well...As  
normal as things get for me....Hmm....That doesn't really qualify as a "funny" story....More 
like a sad one....Ok! I know!!! I'll tell a joke!!! HEY!!!! GET BACK HERE!!! That WASN'T your cue to run and hide!!! hehe.... I learned this joke in gradeschool...So 3 guys walk into a bar and the 4th one ducks.....o.O................ok...It wasn't THAT lame....mebbe just a 4 on the lame-o-meter......bear with me....So the stage make-up that has red in it...Well I was told that the red can cause blindness when put near the eye....So naturally I have been trying to avoid it like it's the plague....But that isn't possible when it is an intrigal part of turning yourself into a cat....
Don't ask it's just too painful!
Hmm....So I will be doing most, if not all, of the cooking for Thanksgiving....It's kinda part of the Birthday present I'm giving my Mom...That way she can talk to ME while I cook instead of the other way around...Not that that really happens like that...I usually help with most of the cooking, but there are some things that I just don't cook. And I thought that this year, since I'm old enough, I'd give her a break for a change and do it myself....So if you end up hearing that we ate take-out then don't be surprised!!!
Have a GREAT Turkey DAY!!!!(Thanksgiving!!!!!!!!! Turkey Day just sounds cuter)